Month: February 2020

Events in the Life of Assorted Floral Arrangement

February 14th

Best day ever! After sitting in a store for so long, I’m finally going home. I don’t know what or where home is, but I’m going. That’s so exciting. A man came and paid for me (paidĀ forĀ me–so outrageous) and now we’re going home.

Hello. My name is Assorted Floral Arrangement. It says so on my tag. I come in a little red vase with a little red box of chocolates. I’ve got roses, carnations, and different kinds of leaves. And, if I hadn’t mentioned it before, my name is Assorted Floral Arrangement. And I’m going home!

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